whatdoyoumeanitsnotawesome:

SHORESY drops new teaser video

pixiecatsupreme:

stephaniedola:

dragongirlknot:

catgirlcommunism:

liquidstar:

sirkibbles:

official-kircheis:

ksylofonimandariini:

official-kircheis:

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

“you are tearing me apart lisa” is such a raw line, you could read it in an ancient greek tragedy or a hardcore yaoi doujinshi but actually it’s from the room

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Are we doing a “who’s on first” bit now?

Guys, read the room.

i thought it was a movie

Sure is!

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But it was a book, first.

what was?

no what’s on second. there we did it everyone go home now

Can i get an apply juice first :3

apply juice where?

directly to the forehead

Don’t be silly, apply juice goes into your mouth

super-metroid:

enecoo:

they took vine from us

sad apes in the jungle discussing deforestation

hyah-through-hyrule:

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Obsessed with this

pedulum-chronometry:

netherworldpost:

“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy

bibliophileap:

psychic-sylveon:

1nsomnizac:

ask-bot:

You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?

take a nap

you just woke up

take a nap

book-blogandquotes:

““I think what people were is less important than what they are. And what people are is less important than what they could be.””

— C.S. Pacat, Dark Rise

thetygre:

tempestpaige:

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DONT SEND THEM HERE

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jhanettesticle:

popsunner:

popsunner:

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

Don’t do this to me

HE SAID STUPID SHIT LETS GET HIM

softer-ua:

flip-this-table:

two-nipples-maybe-more:

oh

my

fucking

god

everyone on mobile click on the rb button on this post and then when it opens the writing screen long press the post button in the upper right

Oooh, didn’t notice this before! 😀

Bruh

Why is every feature on this hell site made like a boobytrapped treasure hunt? Sometimes I get something good and sometimes I end up back at the top of my dash 😂