SHORESY drops new teaser video
SHORESY drops new teaser video
“you are tearing me apart lisa” is such a raw line, you could read it in an ancient greek tragedy or a hardcore yaoi doujinshi but actually it’s from the room
Are we doing a “who’s on first” bit now?
Guys, read the room.
i thought it was a movie
Sure is!
But it was a book, first.
what was?
no what’s on second. there we did it everyone go home now
Can i get an apply juice first :3
apply juice where?
directly to the forehead
Don’t be silly, apply juice goes into your mouth
(Via khessur Source: liquidstar) 63,397 notes | 1 year ago
they took vine from us
sad apes in the jungle discussing deforestation
(Via queerly-it-is Source: tamamita) 72,924 notes | 1 year ago
“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em
“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant
“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy
(Via yagine Source: netherworldpost) 168,314 notes | 1 year ago
You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?
take a nap
you just woke up
take a nap
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““I think what people were is less important than what they are. And what people are is less important than what they could be.””— C.S. Pacat, Dark Rise
(Via book-blogandquotes Source: book-blogandquotes) 127 notes | 1 year ago
I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you
Don’t do this to me
HE SAID STUPID SHIT LETS GET HIM
(Via marcias-meme-blog Source: popsunner) 214,854 notes | 1 year ago
oh
my
fucking
god
everyone on mobile click on the rb button on this post and then when it opens the writing screen long press the post button in the upper right
Oooh, didn’t notice this before! 😀
Bruh
Why is every feature on this hell site made like a boobytrapped treasure hunt? Sometimes I get something good and sometimes I end up back at the top of my dash 😂
(Via joshpeck Source: two-nipples-maybe-more) 37,732 notes | 2 years ago